More importantly, how would this fit under the tree?

Richard Ouzounian, theatre critic for the Toronto Star, wrote today about his five theatre Christmas wishes that the big man in red can't grant. I would like to request any and all of the same because, basically, what they all amount to is more theatre in Toronto, more Canadian theatre, and more potential work for those of us who are "emerging actors," whatever exactly that means. So if Santa can't do it, could those of you with the power to make these things happen please work on it?