Bringing the LOLs into 09.

So far this year:

• I've had an audition saga (story still to come).
• I've been hit on by a lazy-eyed, probably intoxicated, Eastern European creeper on the TTC.
• I've forgotten essential-to-my-existence post-its at the office over the weekend.
• I've scalded myself/destroyed my kitchen with black bean soup.
• I've spent an hour and fifteen minutes on the TTC due to a lack of communication with my car service (AKA uncle). The irony here is that I took the subway so as not to be late for work.
• As of 10:20 AM, I am writing this by hand because our internet is down.

Epic fails all around. If we're taking stock of the new year so far, mine may not be off to the best start.

But all I can really do is laugh at the ridiculousness of it all. Which is exactly what I'm doing now.